Ärenden & dum kropp

Har flängt runt på stan idag och lyckats uträtta lite ärenden, bland annat blev jag klippt. Fast mitt hår är fortfarande risigt, förstås… När jag kom hem ville kroppen inte vara med längre, jag var så trött och hade ont i ryggen. Jobbigt. Muntrare kan man vara.

Dagens Liftarcitat:
Ett intressant inlägg i köttindustridebatten, nerkortat en del. Gänget sitter på en restaurang och ett nötdjur kommer fram till bordet:
“Good evening. I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body? … Something off the shoulder perhaps?” …
“Er, your shoulder?” said Arthur in a horrified whisper.
…
“I just don’t want to eat an animal that’s standing there inviting me to,” said Arthur. “It’s heartless.”
“Better than eating an animal that doesn’t want to be eaten,” said Zaphod.
…
“A green salad,” said Arthur emphatically.
“A green salad?” said the animal, rolling his eyes disapprovingly at Arthur.
“Are you going to tell me,” said Arthur, “that I shouldn’t have green salad?”
“Well,” said the animal, “I know many vegetables that are very clear on the point. Which is why it was eventually decided to cut through the whole tangled problem and breed an animal that actually wanted to be eaten and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly. And here I am.”
…
“A very wise choice, sir, if I may say so. Very good,” it said. “I’ll just nip off and shoot myself.”
He turned and gave a friendly wink to Arthur.
“Don’t worry, sir,” he said, “I’ll be very humane”.